Peeing in the Pool

As young children we all did this, one because we might not have known any better and two because the bathroom is simply too far away. As we grow up we get more of an understanding to why our mothers and fathers always said “Don’t pee in the pool”. If you went to the public library and went through all the law books and government crap you would never be able to find a single line that read “If one pees in a pool the will be arrested.” No, never but we as a society have agreed that this is not okay. We agreed to teach our children from their first visit to not pee in the pool. I feel like this is one of the most important unwritten rules in society because we have all gotten one of those big gulps of pool water before and I would hate to look at the person next to me and think  hey I just drank that old man’s pee.